Holy Crap…
Your Yard’s Clean!
Pet Waste Removal in Northern Virginia.
Done for You, Done Right.
Because your dog’s business shouldn’t be yours.
Tired of dodging landmines in your own yard?
Between work, family, and life, who has time to scoop poop? Left alone, pet waste isn’t just gross — it smells, attracts pests, and can even damage your lawn.
That’s where we come in.
Reliable Pet Waste Removal
for Cleaner, Happier Yards
We handle the dirty work so you can enjoy your outdoor space without worry:
Crap Happens
Weekly visits starting at $20/visit
No Crap Left Behind
Twice-weekly visits starting at $35/week
Crap Be Gone Cleanup
One-time cleanup for $50–$100, depending on yard size
Serving Northern Virginia with fast, friendly, no-crap service.
Why Choose Us
More Than Just Scooping Poop
On-Time, Every Time – You’ll always know when we’re coming.
Pet & People Friendly – We love dogs and respect your property.
No Contracts – Stay because you want to, not because you have to.
Text Alerts – Know exactly when your yard is clean.
How It Works
Step 1: Sign Up
Select your service frequency and pay.
Step 2: We Scoop
Our Pros arrive on schedule, scoop, and dispose it.
Step 3: Enjoy Your Yard
Fresh, clean, and ready for bare feet or backyard fun.
Service Area
Proudly serving Arlington, McLean, Alexandria, Falls Church, and surrounding Northern Virginia neighborhoods.
Jazz & Duke
About Us
We’re Mary Sue and Brigid Dahill, your Co-Chief Crap Officers — a mother-daughter team who loves animals and hates messy yards.
Meet Jazz & Duke, our four-legged co-founders and the reason we turned our scooping skills into Northern Virginia’s most reliable (and most fun) yard service.
We show up, scoop up, and leave your yard fresh, clean, and totally crap-free — so you and your pups can enjoy it without any “surprises.”
Ready for a Crap-Free Yard?
First cleanup is FREE with any recurring service plan.
FAQS
How often should my yard be cleaned?
It depends on your dogs and your tolerance for poop piles. Most clients choose our Crap Happens weekly service. Multi-dog households or small yards often prefer No Crap Left Behind twice-weekly visits.
Do I need to be home when you come?
Nope! As long as we can access your yard, we’ll scoop whether you’re home or not. Just make sure gates are unlocked (or give us the code) and pups are secured if they don’t like visitors.
What do you do with the waste?
We double-bag it and put it in your outdoor trash bin unless you request we haul it away. Either way, you’re left with a fresh, clean yard.
Do you offer one-time cleanups?
Yep! That’s our Crap Be Gone Cleanup — perfect for post-winter messes, moving in or out, or just when life’s been too busy to scoop.
